A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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The WNBA.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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You.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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gays

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the man die? he got shot

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Hello world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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