A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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i am predestal

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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You.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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