What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Kate

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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im jewish

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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