Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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The WNBA.

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