Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Global Warming.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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