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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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