Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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chuck norris

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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