What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Jess Burns

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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I like to eat.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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