- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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