How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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