When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

No joke.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

I Love Hitler.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

balls in ya mouf

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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