- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

noodles

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

I Love Hitler.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

France never surrender.

guess what?

Religion

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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