Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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