What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

The Bible

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Womens rights.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

That's unfortunate.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...