shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

womens rights

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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