womens rights

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A scottish man having fun

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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women's rights

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