Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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women's rights

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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mitt romney

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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