- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

A black man killed someone

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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