What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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women's rights

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Anti Joke

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