Jess Burns

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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