- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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