If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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I got shot, you laughed

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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