Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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live babies

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Asians...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Women's rights

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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