Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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