An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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No.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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johann grayson being liked

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Turtles

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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