- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

does this look unsure to you?

A joke

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Global Warming.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's in there? Get outta there...

if u r not my friend, like this joke

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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