What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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