Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Knock knock, come in.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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ASSCHEEKS

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I like jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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