- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

The Aristocrats

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Womens rights.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

I'm Spartacus

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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