How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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