Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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I can't see my forehead

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Goat balls.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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