I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Chuck Norris died.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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noodles

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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