- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben is gay

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

George W. Bush

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

A scottish man having fun

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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