what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Women's Rights...

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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The Bible

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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