- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What is bad at catch The twin towers

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Jews who wear penny loafers...

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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