A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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France never surrender.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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