a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What comes after "Q" R

A man walks into a bar.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

hahaha

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

apple pie.

Anti Joke

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