What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

black people. that is all...

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What is a dog? Bark

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

potato

The Aristocrats

Satan called. I put him on hold.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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