- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

a horse walks into a barn

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

If life hands you lemons Take them

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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