Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I hate you.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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