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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

did you ever see a butter fly?

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Women's rights.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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