- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

hi my name is? joe

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

I like jokes.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

son, you're adopted.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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