What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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