That's what he said.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Women's rights

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Real jokes.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

josh simpson has cancer

Your life That's the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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