Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Slavery

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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