When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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...Jack Vale

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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I am black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Child Prostitution.

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drugs.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Black Poeple

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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