- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Black Poeple

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Fruitcake

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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