Is Carly smart? No.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Men's rights.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Slavery lol

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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