- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Obamacare!

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

a banana

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Pianca going ham

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

did you ever see a butter fly?

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