What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Justin Littleton getting laid.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Women's Golf

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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