- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I LIKE TURLES.

minorities

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Indeed.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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