drugs.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Fruitcake

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Noah is Smart.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Women rights..

Knock Knock. Go away!

Baseball

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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