What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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I am a real homosexual

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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