- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Jasper sucks.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

black people. that is all...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

hi

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Knock Knock Good one...

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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