what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Slavery

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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beiber i straight

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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I love boobs

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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