what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What is Jason? Black.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Men's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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PENIS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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you are gay

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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