Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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The geese of Growmore

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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