Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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throbbing slobber

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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