Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Dead babies.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What time is it? 10:58

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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