- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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