- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Women's rights

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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