What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Where else? The junk yard

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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...Jack Vale

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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I am black.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I dislike old people.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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