- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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