What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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^that joke's not funny

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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